You don’t shop for gifts. You shop for control. Every perfectly wrapped box is a power move disguised as generosity. Nobody asked for a cashmere scarf but they’re getting one and they will feel inferior. That’s the Christmas spirit you operate on.
The Details:
Pink vintage convertible illustration with Santa at the wheel and gifts in the back, paired with pink and red retro "GET IN LOSER WE’RE GOING SHOPPING" text.
The Fit & Fabric: