Every year you say it. Every year someone chokes on their eggnog. And every year you pretend you were talking about ornaments with the dead-eyed innocence of someone who has never once been innocent.
The Details:
Pink arched text reading "YOU CAN PUT YOUR BALLS ON ME" with a cute green cartoon Christmas tree character with big eyes, a gold star on top, gold halo, and white and pink stars, in green, pink, and gold ink.
The Fit & Fabric: