I Do Not Carrot All - Light Pink - Unisex Hoodie

I Do Not Carrot All Hoodie

$58 $61.95
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Estimated Delivery: 03/23-03/25

Zero cares given. Not one. The emotional bandwidth is depleted and the only plan is horizontal. This is the energy we’re bringing to every holiday from now on.

The Details:

Features a vintage-style illustration of a sleeping yellow bunny cuddling a large orange carrot on a blue polka-dot pillow, surrounded by black stars, with bold black retro text reading "I Do Not Carrot All."

The Fit & Fabric:

  • Style: Classic Unisex fit with a double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord.
  • Material: 8.0 oz warm fleece (50/50 cotton/polyester blend).
  • Feel: Made with air-jet spun yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling (fuzz).
  • Features: Spacious front pouch pocket and stretchy ribbed cuffs.
  • Sizing: True to size. Please consult our size guide to find your perfect fit.

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