Santa eats cookies at every single house on Earth in one night and nobody says a word. Meanwhile you eat one extra roll at dinner and your aunt makes eye contact with your plate. Be more like Santa. Take the roll. Take three.
The Details:
Pink and blue retro script text reading "Thicc Like Ol’ St. Nick" wrapping around a pink-tinted vintage Santa figure, in pink and blue ink.
The Fit & Fabric: