Sure I'll Just Cook For All You Assholes - White - Full Front
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Sure I'll Just Cook For All You Long Sleeve Tee

$40 $43.95
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Estimated Delivery: 02/10-02/12

You’ve been in the kitchen since 6 a.m. Nobody offered to help. Nobody even looked up from the couch. But sure, you’ll just keep going. Smiling. Stirring. Plotting. The food will be incredible. The resentment will be seasoned to perfection.

The Details:

Black script text reading "Sure" above a vintage 1950s housewife in a pink top and yellow apron, smiling while preparing a golden roasted turkey in a pink kitchen. Black script below reads "I’ll Just Cook For All You Assholes." Artwork in pink, yellow, and black retro style.

The Fit & Fabric:

  • Style: Unisex long sleeve retail fit with ribbed cuffs and a classic crew neck.
  • Material: 100% Airlume ring-spun combed cotton. (Heather styles: 52/48 cotton/poly blend).
  • Feel: Lightweight and breathable, perfect for layering.
  • Sizing: Please consult our size guide to find your perfect fit.

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