You wore real pants to Thanksgiving exactly once and you still talk about it like a war story. Never again. This is a stretchy waistband holiday and you will defend that truth with your entire being. Buttons are for quitters.
The Details:
Yellow and orange retro block text reading "HAPPY FAT PANTS DAY" arched around a golden roasted turkey on a yellow platter. Artwork in yellow and orange vintage style.
The Fit & Fabric: