Sure I'll Just Cook For All You Assholes - White - Full Front
Sure I'll Just Cook For All You Assholes - White - Full Front Sure I'll Just Cook For All You Assholes - Sand - Full Front Sure I'll Just Cook For All You Assholes - Ash - Full Front

Sure I'll Just Cook For All You Sweatshirt

$53 $56.95
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Estimated Delivery: 02/10-02/12

You’ve been in the kitchen since 6 a.m. Nobody offered to help. Nobody even looked up from the couch. But sure, you’ll just keep going. Smiling. Stirring. Plotting. The food will be incredible. The resentment will be seasoned to perfection.

The Details:

Black script text reading "Sure" above a vintage 1950s housewife in a pink top and yellow apron, smiling while preparing a golden roasted turkey in a pink kitchen. Black script below reads "I’ll Just Cook For All You Assholes." Artwork in pink, yellow, and black retro style.

The Fit & Fabric:

  • Style: Classic Unisex fit (crewneck).
  • Material: 8.0 oz warm fleece (50/50 cotton/polyester blend).
  • Feel: Made with air-jet spun yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling.
  • Features: Double-needle stitching for durability and 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex.
  • Sizing: True to size. Please consult our size guide to find your perfect fit.

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