There is an order of operations and it is non-negotiable. Nobody is getting fed, dressed, or driven anywhere until this cup is empty. Science. Math. Survival.
The Details:
Features a blue retro cartoon coffee mug character with a smiling face and finger-pointing hands, with bold blue distressed text reading "Coffee First Then Parenting" in a circular layout with star accents.
The Fit & Fabric:
Brand: Genuine Comfort Colors® (The gold standard for vintage vibes).
Style: Unisex/Relaxed fit with a classic boxy shape.
Material: 100% Ring-spun cotton. Heavyweight fabric that feels soft and lived-in from day one.
Finish: Garment-dyed for that authentic retro look and virtually no shrinkage.
Sizing: Please consult our size guide to find your perfect fit.
I’m so pleased with the quality of the shirts I received. The graphics are at a great scale and well printed. The shirt material is breathable and lightweight, not thick and stiff like some shirts can be. I’m looking forward to ordering more for the holidays.
I ordered a sweatshirt as a gift for a coworker's birthday gift. It arrived today and it's great, I'm so happy with it! I had to reach out to Lucy J at one point - communication was very quick and efficient. Overall I had a great experience, would order from this brand again, and would recommend it to friends and family! Gina M
This shirt is amazing! The design, print, and fabric quality are all awesome. I love the pop of the bright vintage red against the light sage green of the shirt. I'll definitely be back for more!
I love these tees! When I saw this one, I bought it right away. Horror movies are my favorite and I’m always inspired by the final girl! Laurie Strode and Sidney Prescott are my faves.
Definitely an awesome shirt !!! Shirts run a bit long but it works better for this design! Wish they had a hotel California one because I definitely would buy here again!