Five stars. No kids allowed. The wifi is free, the isolation is sweet, and checkout time is whenever someone starts screaming. So, about four minutes.
The Details:
Features a resort-style sign design in teal and pink with palm tree icons, reading "The Bathroom Paradise Club & Resort, Check In Anytime, No Kids, Free Wifi, Sweet Isolation," with a pink toilet icon at the bottom.
The Fit & Fabric: