Where The Treetops Glisten Hoodie
The song says children listen. The song is lying. Your children listen to absolutely nothing. Not you, not the teacher, not the elf on the shelf you repositioned at midnight like a hostage negotiator. The treetops are glistening though so at least the scenery is nice.
The Details:
White text reading "WHERE THE TREETOPS GLISTEN AND CHILDREN LISTEN TO NOTHING" with white pine tree silhouettes and a mountain landscape.
The Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex fit with a double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord.
- Material: 8.0 oz warm fleece (50/50 cotton/polyester blend).
- Feel: Made with air-jet spun yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling (fuzz).
- Features: Spacious front pouch pocket and stretchy ribbed cuffs.
- Sizing: True to size. Please consult our size guide to find your perfect fit.