Half Ass Jingler Hoodie
You put on one earring, called it festive, and poured wine by noon. That’s not laziness. That’s efficiency. You’re doing the holidays at exactly the effort level they deserve.
The Details:
A donkey wearing jingle bells and a Santa hat in red and green ink with text reading "HALF ASS JINGLER."
The Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex fit with a double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord.
- Material: 8.0 oz warm fleece (50/50 cotton/polyester blend).
- Feel: Made with air-jet spun yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling (fuzz).
- Features: Spacious front pouch pocket and stretchy ribbed cuffs.
- Sizing: True to size. Please consult our size guide to find your perfect fit.