You put on one earring, called it festive, and poured wine by noon. That’s not laziness. That’s efficiency. You’re doing the holidays at exactly the effort level they deserve.
The Details:
A donkey wearing jingle bells and a Santa hat in red and green ink with text reading "HALF ASS JINGLER."
The Fit & Fabric:
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Style: Classic Unisex fit (crewneck).
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Material: 8.0 oz warm fleece (50/50 cotton/polyester blend).
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Feel: Made with air-jet spun yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling.
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Features: Double-needle stitching for durability and 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex.
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Sizing: True to size. Please consult our size guide to find your perfect fit.